Susan Calman, precisely 4ft 9 (144.8 cm) tall, is a Scottish comedian and TV presenter whose petite stature is a cornerstone of her self-deprecating humor. She has quipped about her height turning shorts into trousers and playfully admitted suspicions of being even shorter, endearing her to audiences. Key highlights include writing and starring in BBC Radio 4 sitcoms like Sisters, stand-up shows such as Susan Calman is Convicted and Keep Calman Carry On, and regular appearances on The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.